Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Lobe

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The Petsidential Race

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What about the Green candidates? What about The Greenphibian Coalition for Coordinating Peaceful, Sustainable, Economically Viable, Financially Feasible, and Energy-Efficient Cooperative Cohabitation with The Coalesced Constituency Comprising of the Cousins of Kermit and the Denizens of the Ninth Tadpole Universe ...

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Gross, Terry (Really Gross)

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To: Rob, in Tampa
Fro: Bob, in The Eye

I don't fault Terry Gross for the NeoFasciConservative views of her guests (as u have said, she interviews a WIDE variety of people), but i do fault her for not being either able or willing to pronounce the name of a country properly after reporting on itz invasion, destruction, occupation, vietnamization, and orwellification for OVER five years. Maybe someone should put a Carl Castle Speech Class on her answering machine ...?? ...
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ONE MIC on the Coach vs. Umpire Exchange . ? .

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ONE MIC on Z:

...(((Coach-vs-Umpire)))...

exchange, pleaze .? ! ? .

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ONE TIME to savor, remember, and enjoy... . . .

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ONE MONTH to savor, ONE SEASON to enjoy, ONE YEAR to remember !!!
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Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Rays Royal Order of The Shiners

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!?!?!? Three (3) Proposals ?!?!?!

To: Master Senator Nelson
Fro: Florida Home Owners

Dear Samm:

My First Proposal: BEFORE any entity can initiate a ' FORECLOSURE
process ' of a rental property: REQUIRE that the entity initiating the
foreclosure retain the services of a "Property Management" company in
order to ALLOW the tenants to CONTINUE to OCCUPY the rental property
UNLESS or UNTIL their lease contract agreement is breached.

My Second Proposal: Either BEFORE or DURING the ' foreclosure process
' of a rental property: REQUIRE that the entity initiating the
foreclosure make an OFFER to TRANSFER the property to the tenants on a
'take over payments' basis, EITHER as an individual OR co-operative
tenant entity.

My Third Proposal: AFTER a foreclosure process has been taken place:
REQUIRE that whichever entity retains ownership of the rental property
MAINTAIN & UPKEEP the rental property in order to meet the local
building codes in exactly the same manner and degree that any other
local property owner would be required to do so according to local and
state building code laws.

Thank U for your earnest ethical consideration in these manners.

Sincerely,

.[Square].
...B.o.B....
.[St. Pete].

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Property Insurance Values

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To: Master Senator Nelson
Fro: Florida Homeowners

Florida Homeowners want to know: IF property insurance rates go UP when property values go UP , then shouldn't property insurance rates go DOWN when property values go DOWN ?!?

IE: When did the Property Inurance Companies swallow the invisibility intransparency inaccountability potion #123456789 ?!?

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Five Questions for Sustainable Living

Hi Rob ; Ben from Clearwater calling:

1: What do U think of energy saving AC hot air recirculation devices ?
2: Does tobacco make a good biofuel ?? Is it it better than hemp ??
3: 4 Pinellas residents, where is a good place to get biodiesel ???
4: Overall, what is the best way to create a used plugin car ????
5: ?? Is it true that the feds arbitrarily classify a patent ?????

PS: Please will U please move sustainable living to Thursday afternoons ?!!?

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

A Song , Requested: The North Pole (Canada Day) Blues

Hey LL Cool DJ: Got any Canada Day Blues.?. How about The North Pole Blues.??.
U Do NOW:
?! The North Pole Blues On Canada Day !? by BO SquantO (aka BOSO
(minus The X!)!)

The CaLENDar, it sayz its Canada Day
That Sounds Pretty Cool, yeah...
But The Radio sayz the Arctic is melting
Gonna Give US ALL The North Pole Blooooz...

My Caps Used to be Ice Cold
As a Polaroid Picture, Babyz
Pearly White , Chilly as far as the eye can see...oh say can u see where we...

Newsman say get ready for the Sea of Blue
Polar Bears used to crawl about my hood
Right Now, looks like the Bergs and the Bears...are they goin goin
gone for good...or ill...

CaLENDar says its Canada Day, but the Public Newsman says My Castle
is meltin...
ohhhh
My White Castle is Meltin...into a Sea of Blue...deep dark cold blue sea
ohhhh
...
..
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